yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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