this boner is exhausting
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Randomize
