There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
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