She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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