She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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