Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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