I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Houston, we have a squirter
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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