The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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