Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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