How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
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