I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
