I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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