dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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