I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Randomize
