and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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