But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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