Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize