I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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