She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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