You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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