Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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