Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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