i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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