Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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