I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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