i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
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TEAM USA GO AMERICA
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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