The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
sex in a hospital.. check
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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