when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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