Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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