there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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