My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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