I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i just made my gag reflex go away.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Randomize