Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
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