I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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