haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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