I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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