I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
