He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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