Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
This is my gift to your gina
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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