I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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