If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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