so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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