what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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