dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Randomize
