Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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