We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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