i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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