So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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