so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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