so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
We just shotgunned beers for America
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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