I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
