Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
do herpes really smell.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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