No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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