It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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