Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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