I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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