BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
And then my night got REAL pukey
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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