The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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