i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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